I guess this is a sad one, for this is the age where I supposedly stop growing. This is how tall I will be forever. Deal with it! I will, however, continue to grow horizontally, you can count on that.
On the plus side, it is my Champagne birthday (guess how old I am). So, if you're my friend get me drunk. That's what you do, right?
I'm having a petit party this weekend, maybe I could post funny pictures from that later. You shouldn't come unless you are a nice friend.
And I don't know who the fuck this bitch is, but she has my cake.
I found a secret present this morning too.
And I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but I love presents.
I also had ice cream for breakfast (heavenly hash).
